the view from here

COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did i ever stop drinking coffee? was i trying to punish myself? did i really think green tea was better for me? was it because i'm lazy and don't like waiting in the morning for my special french pressed coffee? i think that's it...i blame the lazy. COFFEE!!!! yes, i'm back on the coffee and not a minute too late. i think i can actually feel it flowing through my veins right now. you think i'm kidding.

forget trying to be good to my body because all of the things i was doing (not drinking god's gift to human beings for instance) were really not helping me out at all. in fact, i've ended up feeling worse rather than better so i'm going back to my old ways of doing whatever i want to do to make myself happy. thats right, enough of this whole "being good" shit. i'm done being good. time to be bad so bring it on because i am READY due to the INSANE amount of caffeine flowing through my actual veins instead of blood!! who needs blood? blood is gross. have you seen blood?? coffee is better OBVIOUSLY!!

if you are getting a little jealous of my coffee, here is the jet fuel recipe:

step 1:

grind beans as fine as you possibly can with whatever coffee grinder you have. now grind them again...thats right i said grind them again goddammit its really not that hard to follow a direct order is it? gosh!!

step 2:

fill the bottom of a French Press with this powder. resist snorting it directly because guess what..all the sneezing thats what! now pour boiling water over the grounds and set the French Press top over it to hold in the magical heat.

step 3:

wait. this is the part that might kill you but its worth it so wait. keep waiting. wait for it....waaaaaaait for it....have you been waiting for almost 20 minutes? ok ok its only been 18.5 minutes but go ahead and press that coffee!

step 4:

pour coffee into your favorite mug and smell it. dont drink it yet. inhale the most amazing scent on the planet. say a little thank you prayer to whatever god you believe invented the coffee and take a sip. refrain from crying tears of joy because puffy eyes don't look good on anyone. i said no crying!! god you're such a baby...

COFFEE!!!!

...R...(who loves coffee apparently)